The parable of "If you didn't have your head up your ass, you would realize that God did NOT simply hand Moses the god-damn fucking Bible"

I used to have my head up my ass too in the past :-)

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Sometimes it is good for people to speak plainly and say obvious things, rather than let childish fables persist. If you really think the Red Sea parted with the waving of a magic wand, I want to sell you the Brooklyn bridge, which I own. I’ll sell it ta ya real cheap! Free even, if we go together to the Red Sea that exists today and you can perform the same “magic”.